The Shenanigans 3

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PART 3
" The SHEnanigans"
©️Opeyemi Akintunde 

Osas walked into the Shenanigan Coven, she was bubbling with excitement. She was about to hit a big jackpot. Aunty Gloria had just given her a big Orange she was going to suck dry.

Wisdom had got in earlier than Osas, he sat by his own Coven desk with his "STAR  SEARCHER" device, he was  staring studiously at the screen as he searched continuously for a new and untapped star. The World was getting so empty, it was becoming very difficult to find untapped stars amongst the chidren of men.

" Hey! SHE greets you!" Osas said.

" HE greets you too" Wisdom responded

It was the custom of the members of the SHENANIGANS to great themselves with HE or SHE.

"What's with the excitement?" Wisdom asked Osas whose desk was directly opposite him.

" Found a new game. I wasn't even hunting..., the hunt was just brought my way." Osas said excitedly 

" What's her star weight?" Wisdom asked 

" 11milion." Osas said boastfully

" Whattttt?" Wisdom replied in shock

" Yessssss!"

" From where?"

" I went to the mainland to see a friend and I decided to stop by a woman who used to supply me girls back in the days, and while we were having our chit chat, she introduced my game to me.. Wisdom, I was blown away by the star weight this girl carries, I mean in this time and season!" Osas said laughing excitedly while trying to keep her voice down. SHENANIGAN agents could not be trusted, another agent may overhear their conversation and track down the game.

" What's her name?" Wisdom asked. 

Osas could not help but smirk, exactly what she was thinking seconds ago.

" Really? Like I am fool..." Osas said settling into her chair ready for work. 

" You think I will steal your game?"  Wisdom replied 

" That's your thing!" Osas replied 

" Well, I am too preoccupied with a big game as well" Wisdom said proudly

" Tell me about it!" Osas said  in a bid to take Wisdom's eye from her game.

" He is a footballer. While searching two nights ago, I saw a star about to be helped, and if the help reaches him, he will be the next big thing in football, come five years from now."

" Interesting!"

" In Five years , he will be earning 200,000 pounds per week!"

" You don't Say!" Osas screamed as she jumped up to check out Wisdom's STAR  SEARCHER  screen. Wisdom reciprocated by turning it away from Osas.

" Since, we are hiding things from each other, it is safe I keep this private too..." Wisdom said

" Wisdom, Come on, don't be a baddie, I am sorry, Just let me see your guy,. Wisdom you are about to rake in star trophies worth billions"

" Yes Baby, I have started working on him. I met him tonight" Wisdom's pride was skyrocketing. 

" What Strat ( Strategy) are you using?" Osas asked

" Manipulation 2348" Wisdom replied

" Nice Strategy!" Osas said although not convincing enough and Wisdom's wise sense caught her 

" But?" Wisdom asked

" Why do you think there is a but to my compliment" Osas said returning to her chair

" Osas! " Wisdom was not about to let her go easily

" Ok, I was thinking, we could join force together and hunt these two games down and share the trophies using STRAT 435" Osas said

Wisdom took a while to process it and it made a lot of sense...

"STRAT 435... Sounds interesting!" Wisdom said

" It will be interesting and rewarding" Osas reaffirmed 

" Yes!" Wisdom said

" But?" Osas said

" Now, why do you think I also have a "but" Wisdom said laughing 

" Wisdom!" It was Osas' fault to force words out of Wisdom

" Ok, we share the trophies 60:40, you know my game has more weight than yours" Wisdom said

" No, my game has mighty potentials, with what she carries she can marry a man who carries triple what your footballer carries and automatically, she becomes more weighty than your footballer, so to be fair, I will do 55:45"

" Fine!" Wisdom agreed quickly 

Wisdom went to the Slaughter Common table and took out the cooperation knife, Osas walked up to him offering her left thumb. Wisdom poked his thumb and did the same for Osas. They both pressed their thumbs together and said...

" We bond over these games, no betrayal or else the blood of the betrayer be slain here on this slaughter table."

Osas and Wisdom looked deeply into each other's eyes  before smiling wickedly. 

" Let the taking begin"

To be continued...

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