Deaconness Grace 7

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DEACONESS GRACE

EPISODE 7

Written by NNENNE UJU IZUANAGBARA.

Aunty tolani  and Aunty mag rushed Deaconess grace to beat her up but was stopped by the police and Rev.Wilson.

-yeeeeh aunty tolani shouted. Eti mi ooooo.(my ear oooo) Arrrgh!!! Ajonirun lati enu re ti tu eti mi ka(the bomb from your mouth has scattered my ears)

--kini? Aunty mag shouted. Argh!! Grace, opuro lati inu ino apaadi.(liar from the pit of hell)

-please daughters calm down. (The police started disturbing because Deaconess Grace time is up.) please  policeman give me little time please. Grace, Rev tolani called. You stand before me and lie against your husband?  What you just said is nothing but a lie. Gbenga cannot be GAY. He cannot give you contraceptives, for what? I can't believe this.
Ok, how did you find out? Did you catch him red-handed?

DEACONESS GRACE WAS JUST MOPPING LIKE FISh head.

-my friend answer the question, iyawo esu.(devilish wife) Aunty tolani shouted.

-No.

-Agrh!!! Eledami oooo (my God oooo) shouted aunty mag

-yeeeeeh, shouted aunty mag. Kini eleyi oooooo(what is this?)

-so, how did you know?

Again she kept quiet.

-wo, (see) aunty tolani called, emi yoo se oju re pelu ina ti o gbona fun ni bayi ti o ko ba sii enure.(see, i will design your face with hot slap, if you don't open your mouth)

-my friend, la enu re na(open your mouth na) abi enu e o nlo si travel? (Or has your mouth traveled) shouted aunty mag.

-we are waiting. Replied  Rev. Wilson.

-iya aladura. My friend introduced me to iya aladura. It was iya aladura that told me he is Gay and he has been contraceptives. There is medicine  my husband said it is for good health and skin. Iya aladura said i should forget what is written in the body that the medicine inside is for me not to give birth. She said Gbenga is the reason for my childlessness because he also has numerous women including spirit wife.

-Ha!!!! God help me. What is all this? Lamented Rev Wilson. Who is this friend?

-iya Ifeoma.
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Yeeeeeeeeh, arrrrgggggh, mo gbe ooooo. Kini a ti gba ara wa sinu (what have gotten ourselves into) aunty tolani cried.

-hmmm, now i know. Replied Rev. Wilson. You started going after familiar spirits. First you joined yourself to bad friend. A Deaconess like you? Or don't you know the devil is not happy that you are happily married ? Infact,  you have been a pretender all these while. Oh my God.

As they discussed, another policeman on uniform came to the counter from the inside. The way, the policemen of the counter greeted him showed he was their oga. He saw DEACONESS GRACE AND SHOUTED.

-ARGH!!! LABAKE!!!. are my eyes deceiving me? Labake. (Deaconess grace tried running out of the station entirely but was caught and put back in her cell)

-what did you call her? Asked Rev Wilson. Why did you call her that? Do you know her? Her name is grace.

-Grace bawo? Her name is labake. She is from my village o. Why is she in the cell? What did she do? Iyawo emi igi o. (Wife of wood spirit o) but she ran away with church people before the initiation day.

Rev Wilson tolani was shocked to his bones.

Aunty tolani and Aunty mag place their hands on their head and started crying.

-yeeeeeeh!!!, igbesi aye arakunrin mi ti pari o
(my brother's life is finished o) aunty  mag shouted.

-arrrrrgh!! Iya mi ooooo, Aunty tolani screamed. Iya mi yoo ku ti o ba gbo eyi pe iyawo omo re kansoso ni iyawo si EMI IGI. ( My mother will die if she hears this that her only son's wife is wife to wood spirit)

-Argh, hmmmm, Rev Wilson sighed. I looked upon her zealousness, dedication and hardwork in church. She won over 50 souls in church. The youth fellowship took a new look as she joined. Fire brand evangelist. Very active in evangelism. I wasn't spiritually alert. Oh Lord have mercy. (To the sisters) daughters  calm down. There is nothing God can not do. She will be delivered.

-Argh! Daddy, replied Aunty tolani, LABAKE EMI IGI, will never step foot into my brother's house again o. Marriage is over. Sister mi, let's go. Yeeeeh.

-let her remain here o. Arrrrgh. Jesu.

When they got home, they broke the news. Aunty muyi went mad. Aunty Rebecca started crying.

-yeeeeeh, shouted Aunty muyi, ebi wa ti baje. A ti ni iyawo emi emi oooooo.(our family is ruined. We have married evil spirit)

-Arggggh, ti  nosoro ni awon ede deaconess ti yipada si LABAKE  EMI IGI. oluwa gba wa. (Speaking in tongues Deaconess has  turned to LABAKE WOOD SPIRIT)

GBENGA HAS BEEN RELEASED. HE OVER HEARD THEIR DISCUSSION.

-Who is LABAKE EMI IGI? What kind of name is that?

-ok na. Replied  aunty tolani. It's  your wife o arrrrrgh,

She narrated all that happened.

-Stop that Nonsence you hear me? My wife is not married to any EMI IGI. Her name is GRACE.  What kind  sisters are you?  I am going out there to look for my wife and take her home. EMI IGI my foot.

At the hearing of "i am going out there to look for my wife and take her home" the sisters shouted.

-yeeeeeeeh!!! Gbenga oooooo

-se asiwere ni tabi o n gbiyanju lati yawin? (Is he mad or trying to be crazy) aunty tolani asked.

-Argh!!, Gbenga , Replied  Aunty muyi EMI IGI ti wo inu amala ati ewedu ti o ti jeun lati odo re pe o ko ni imoran daradara o. ( Wood spirit has entered the amala and ewedu you have been eating from her that you no longer reason well o)

-Gbenga, you almost died. That emi igi labake almost sent you to early grave. Argh, Gbenga, you have been living with a supposed wife of a diety. Today, we were told her mother gave her to emi igi as wife in exchange for wealth. Her real mother is not the one we know o. Her real mother is a rich cocoa dealer o. EMI IGI will come back for what is his. Especially now that someone from there has seen her, Gbenga run for your dear life. Infact, you are going with MUYI first flight tomorrow to Abuja and that's final. Aunty mag said.

-oya,  te yara mi. Mase wo iru iyenti o saaju ki o to lu o. Oko si iyawo emi. Je ki n wo bi iwo yoo se nsise. Omugo omokunrin. Aunty Rebecca scolded. (Oya enter my room now. Don't look at me like that o before i slap you. Husband to wood spirit wife. Let me see how you will run. Stupid boy.)

THE NEXT MORNING, GBENGA WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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