Deaconess grace 6

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DEACONESS GRACE 

EPISODE 6

Written by NNENNE UJU IZUANAGBARA.

Gbenga tried explaining to his sisters.

- My sisters, I am grateful you for sticking out your heads for me but grace is still my wife. I need to be there for her. Please allow me see her.

Aunty mag shouted back

-shut up my friend. Argh!!,Kilode to n ba nkan omo kunrin e soro(Why is he reasoning  with his manhood?)

Aunty tolani fired back

- manhood how? It would have been better if he was reasoning from his manhood. This brother of yours is reasoning from skirthood. Listen to me Gbenga, you are going to Abuja tomorrow to start a new life. 

- shout it sister mi, Aunty Rebecca replied. What if you had died? What if the surgery you had wasn't successful, what if you were six feet? Will you remember that mad woman? Serves her right. 

- you people are talking too much,  Aunty mag replied oya GBENGA get inside, now.

- Sister, what is that suppose to mean? I'm I a baby?

- if I slap you, you get inside. Will you get inside that room. (His sisters carried him. His resistance could not stop them. When they succeeded in locking him up, they gave a loud shout)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. Laughter all over the place. Aunty muyi raised a song.

- children of God

- oh yes

- beautiful sisters

- oh yes

- will you shout hallelujah

-yes ooooooo

- shout hallelujah to the Lord any how, oya

- hallelujah llelujah, llelujah.

Aunty tolani raised another song

- kabeyesi ooooo

- ESE ooo ooooo

Argh, aunty tolani continued what a victory. Tomorrow, He leaves for Abuja.  Kai, that woman is very lucky. What we planned for her didn't work out. Omo iya were. Shioooo

Hmmm, but she wasn't like this before o Aunty Rebecca replied. What happened to her?

- hmm, that pretender, I know her na replied Aunty tolani. Gbenga sef is a big fool. Covering up all her nonsense. Kai, what I planned for her ehee. Useless somebody. The one that annoys me is that her useless prayer and her speaking in tongues .

- argh, it can pain me for Africa. Replied Aunty mag. Aladura gbomo gbomo. How I so loved that girl? Kai.

- woli agba husband  beater. She will rot in jail o. Aunty muyi said. See, (she brought out her phone) I snapped Gbenga when he was in the hospital. I am going to that police station. I need to pump in more evidence. Argh!!! My mother's only son. That girl want to kill. She will die first.

REV WILSON TOLANI VISITED THE STATION. 
He was just hearing noise.

- oh Lord God, get me out of here o. I am a Deaconess. Deaconess should not stay inside cell. I am suppose to be in Church this evening o. Baba saanu fun mi.

Immediately she changed it

- inshort God, I'm not begging again. I am a deaconess, I have won many souls to the church, how can I pray for fire to come down and you refuse to pour fire. If you had poured fire, I won't have been here. Iya ifeoma, kai, Gbenga, Gbenga, you see what you have turned my life into? 

- Madam shut up shouted one of the inmates. Ah go piss inside your mouth o.

- piss inside who mouth? (Slap) I slap you by fire. Is like you don't know me. We are not the same o. I am a Deaconess, I carry too much fire. 

- wait o, the inmates said, na me, area capon you slap? (She just shouted ARRANGE . The other inmates held her both hands and made her lie down. The capon crossed and took a squatting position. They tried to open her mouth so that capon will pee in it. Deaconess grace started shouting. 

- yeeeeee, Ejo ooooo, Jesu ejo ooo saanu fun mi oooooooooooo  won . Won fé da omi mami sinu enú mi( they want to pour marine urine into my mouth) olopa ooo oooo, wa gbami mi ooooo.

The police came to her rescue and brought her out to see her PASTOR. WHEN she saw her pastor and his wife, she tried to run back to the cell.

-come back daughter. I thought they Said you were blind? Oh your eyes are so red. Was it pepper that was poured into your eyes?

Deaconess grace could not lift up her head. She was filled with shame.

- Daughter, what happened to you? Is this how you are? Why this? What happened to the glory you once carried?

As he spoke to her AUNTY MUYI CAME WITH AUNTY MAG TO THE POLICE STATION.

DEACONESS GRACE  tried running away when she saw her sister in-laws. They knew Rev Tolani so they exchanged pleasantries.

-Argh! Daddy, ekaso sir, ekujo meta sir, they greeted ,bowing.

-ah, ah. daughter of zion. Ekaso o. Margaret, such a long time. And this is muyi abi?

-Tolani sir replied Aunty tolani. 

-ah, ah, Aunty tolani , the one in Abidjan ? 

-beni sir, replied Aunty tolani.

- E ti di eni ibukun (you are blessed) 

-Amii, Ese sir.

-oko e nko, rev asked.

-fine sir.

-Thank God. How about the kids?

-All fine sir.

-mag, how's your family?

-daddy fine sir.

-Good, you know, i was meaning to call you . Gbenga's travel is begining to worry me o. His phones are switched off. What is going on?.

-hmmm, daddy, who told you Gbenga traveled? Gbenga did not travel o, replied Aunty mag. Gbenga that almost died. He ran for his dear life o.

-Ran for his dear life bawo? Who was after his life?

-argh, daddy, iyawo buruku o  (wicked wife) replied  Aunty  tolani. Iyawo esu arakunrin mi se igbeyawo. Argh!!! Eniyan olorun, ele yi apaniyan, agba nisise o. Iyawo hired killer, i swear to the Almighty God.(Devlish wife that my brother went to marry.) she replied CRYING.

-please, I'm yet to understand who you are talking about. Which wife? The one i know? DEACONESS  GRACE ? MY DEACONESS ?

-De kini? Daddy, please, with due respect sir, do not address that witch as Deaconess o. Aunty mag replied. A woman who locks up her husband in the toilet? Seizes his phone nd deletes all female contacts, pours soup on his face because he was answering call and smiling, how many will i mention? The straw that broke the camel's neck was hitting frying pan on his head almost causing him brain damage. We spent almost 800 thousand to save his life. This DEACONESS JOHN CENA almost killed my brother. The one that tore my heart was her lies. Argh!!! Grace has multiple grace for lies. That day she broke his head, i came to their house o, she pretended like she never knew what happened. She even said maybe he slipped and fell. Gbenga has been covering up.

-daddy, Aunty tolani cut in, take a look at my brother(she brought out her phone and showed  rev wilson pictures) thanks to grace. I am here to show police evidence number 2.  She must go to jail.

Pastor Wilson tolani was dump founded. He turned to Deaconess Grace with tears in his eyes.

-Daughter, you grew under my grace. You were not like this. Where is the standard that made you stand out. What ruptured the anointing in you? Oh God(he cried)

-daddy, Deaconess grace broke down, it all started when i found out Gbenga, our youth and choir cordinator was GAY. And he has been giving me contraceptives in place of smooth skin medicine.

To be continued.

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