Deaconess Grace 4

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DEACONESS GRACE 

EPISODE 4

Written  by NNENNE UJU IZUANAGBARA.

Deaconess Grace fired back at sister blessing her church member.

-sister blessing hold it there o. Hold it there. I am a child of God. I don't pretend, I am always myself. I know you are Jealous of my post as Deaconess. You are Jealous that I can speak in tongues. Rabababab, rebobobo, masekribaba, you are Jealous. I can preach very well, you can't even hold microphone. Jealousyyyyy .

- I prefer to be like this, replied sis blessing and make heaven. Than to have all the titles without one single good character. What a disgrace you are. May God help you.

- and help you too. Jealousy spirit filled somebody. I am greater than you o. Your jealousy can not pull me down.

People where just laughing. They were wondering what kind of a woman she was. Unknowingly to her, someone was recording with his phone.

- Madam, the solider called. Shut-up. Now listen, do not ever cross this area in your life again. If you do, I will deal with you. Now get up and get out of this place.

She got up and was cat-walking. She started singing.

AGBARA ESU DA, NIBI TI JESUS GBE JOBA
AGBARA ESU DA, KOSI O OTIWO.

JESU JA SHEKE SHEKE ME
OKU O SO MI DA ALAYE
EJE RE , IYEBIYE, LO FIRA MI KPA DA.

Demonic solider and his marine sister. NONSENSE. OMO Jesu ni mi o.  

She got home and was very angry. She was talking to herself.

- Argh! Iya ifeoma, you will not make heaven. Heaven's door and windows shall be closed against you. Olorun. Argh!! Ore 419.
Argh! Gbenga, you too will not make heaven. Oko jedijedi. Are you the only man his wife hit frying pan on his head? Is marriage not for better for worse? Even the bible says if we endure to the end we will be saved.
Be a Child of God for real, Gbenga refused. See how the devil is using him to tarnish my reputation as DEACONESS OF THE MOST HIGH GOD. 
Imagine those people especially that girl with marine spirit. How can a normal human being be chewing gum like herbivores animal. Kai, even blessing, that has spiritual low percent was talking to me. Argh!! Oh Lord, I will not agree. (She started singing) Anywhere demons may gather holy ghost fire burn them.

Argh!!! Rekababa, sekeke, oluwa o!!!(singing again) Holy ghost fire pursue them, holy ghost fire scatter them, anywhere enemies may gather, holy ghost fire burn them. Anywhere solider may gather holy ghost fire burn them. Ni oruko Jesu, that koboko that solider brought out to flog me, A child of God like me, An anointed of God, I command the koboko to flog you now, by fire, by thunder, rebeseke, marikabobo. That girl, chewing gum that insulted me, I gum your blessings. Gum will continue to follow you. My bible says, touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.

Oh Lord, Gbenga caused it o. I don't even know what to pray again. But father, that house where Gbenga is hiding with his mistress should catch gas fire. Let the mistress burn to ashes.  Let her roast. Oh Lord let her scatter. (As she was praying, somebody was knocking at the door. She fired back) please go back to your house whoever you are i am praying) bababababa, rebobokaka mistress scatter, pieces, (the knock kept coming. She shouted back again) ha!! If I meet you there you will die o. (The person fired back)

- olorun maje gracey. Will you open this door? You are the one that die. My friend open this door.

Grace knew that voice. Aunty tolani. Her husband's elder sister. All the way from Abijan.

-Yeeh!!! she muttered. Aye mi. Aunty tolani. What do I tell her about Gbenga's whereabout? 

-GRACEY Aunty tolani called. Open this door.

Deaconess Grace was just pacing around  till she summoned courage and opened the door.

She almost fainted when she saw her husband's  5 sisters including Aunty mag.

Grace didn't know what to greet. She was shivering and confused.

-ekaro sorry ekale, ekabo. She bowed as she greeted.

-eka  gbogbo ,  Eka gbogbo .  Prayer warrior oleoshe. Shouted aunty tolani. Argh, Gracy, ok. E ma worry.

(They take their seats)

-sister mi, please take it easy. Hot soup, na small small we suppose lick am. Aunty mag replied.Just cool down. Mgbo, grace, where is our brother?

- emmm, he traveled. 

-to where? Aunty muyi asked. See, Grace, if im asking you questions please open your mouth and not your eyes. And answer me quick o.

-he traveled for a business trip answered Grace.

-Did she say trip? Trip of sand abi which one? Aunty nike asked

-Travel, Traveling trip, grace Answered.

They were all sighing in pain. Aunty Rebecca just stood up and gave Grace one resounding dirty slap.

-Jesu grace shouted.

-trip kill you there. Argh!! Grace, my mother's only consolation ? The only brother we have. Grace, argh, it will never be well with you o.

-I reject it in Jesus name. It is well with me o. Gbenga traveled. How is that my fault? Is it bad for someone to travel? Is that why you slapped me. Hmmm, no hand has slapped me and stayed  Alive o. I know my right.

She hasn't finished her statement  when the five sisters bounced on her. Aunty tolani told her sisters  to hold her, she only needed her mouth. Come and see wining of mouth.

-shey  this mouth, oya talk again. I say talk again. Idiot.

-We are giving you 3 days to produce our brother. Liar from the pit of hell. Deaconess  manamana. You said he went for trip, when last did he call you? The last time i came here, you said meeting Aunty meg shouted. Provide our brother if you dont want trouble oo

-Yeeeeh, my mouth. My mouth ooooooo. Oh Lord fight for me ooooo. Holyghost come down oooo, 

-Jesus, aunty muyi shouted, this woman is crazy. How did we not notice this on time ooooo. 

Aunty tolani started beating her the more. Her sisters begged her to stop before someone dies on their hands.

-in three days, we are coming back. Child you did not give us. For how many years. All you are good at is giving trouble. Don't worry, expect it full dose if you don't produce our brother.

-oya, give me the car keys now. Aunty nike ordered.

grace ran upstairs to get her car keys. Aunty tolani and aunty mag went upstairs to Gbenga's room and collected all the valid documents. 

-we have not started yet o. These will be in our possesion till you tell us where our brother is.

They left.

Yeeeeh, aye mi ti baje ooooooo. I'm finished. Gbenga has finished me. Holyghost fight for me. My whole body is paining me oooo.

She picked her phone and started calling Gbenga. The phone was ringing. Then a female picked it.

-hello the female voice answered 

-argh!! Who are you? What are you doing with a married man's phone. You will die o. Argh!! Gbenga it will never be well with you. GOD PUNISH YOU. You will......yeeeeeh!!! Holyghost fire on your manhood there. And your sisters beat me up for nothing. Gbenga come back to your house ooooo, no stay there and call your sisters o. Hello, hello, argh, so they have dropped this call, so i have been talking to myself. Argh!! What do i do now? I need to see my pastor  no no no, i can't.

IYA IFEOMA CAME AGAIN WITH INFORMATION.

-ORE, she called out.

-iya Ifeoma get out of my compound. Now 

-ore, i will go o. I just came to tell you say your fight don enter Facebook o.

Deaconess grace ran out.

-i'm going. 

-ore wait na. What did you say entered Facebook ?

-your fight na. See na. DEACONESS JOHN CENA. HAHAHAHAHA. people are wicked o

DEACONESS GRACE WATCHED HERSELF. SHE PUT HER HANDS ON HER HEAD AND SHOUTED.

-I AM FINISHED OOOO. MY REPUTATION AS DEACONESS IS FINISHED.(she laid hold on iya Ifeoma ) you caused it. (She started beating her) iya ifeoma's phone fell, she matched on it and pieced it. Iya Ifeoma was shouting.

-somebody help o. Deaconess want to kill me o. 

(people gathered. Out of anger, Deaconess grace pushed iya ifeoma to the ground. See blood)

TO BE CONTINUED.

#NNESDIARY

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